For real

The sketch bellow is from a j.crew ad, this man does not exist, but yet he does. We've seen him. The guy on his bike in his well fitted suit, maybe with a scarf, and if he's really cool he has a leather strap on his handles to carry his beer.

I like this guy, I want to date this guy, I want to grow a beard just so I can shave it to look like this guy. And that's how you do that.